- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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