- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

how man

big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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