- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

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what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

Terry has ebola

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

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