The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

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Democracy.

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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y u no like me joke?

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The Qur'an

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