- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

women's rights.

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