Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

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what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

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Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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mental kid

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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Anti Joke

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