- Anti Joke

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.