a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...