A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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kennah campion when she talks

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

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anti jokes are really funny

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Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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