- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

Julian Ha.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Kameron Brown is gay.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

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