Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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