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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

whats 2+2 equal? 4

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

HELLO EVERYONE

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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