- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Your girlfriend.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

batman has diarrhea

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