Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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A man is shipwrecked on a desert island. One day, he finds an old lamp. When he rubs it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You have freed me. As a reward, I will grant you three wishes." The man smacks himself in the face and mutters, "Oh god, I'm seeing genies now. I must be delirious from lack of food and water." Several hours later, he dies.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

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What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

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Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

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what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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Where's my baby??

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Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

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One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

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Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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