- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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