An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

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Chris is hairy

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Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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Immigration Laws

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How do you make a man cry? you torture him

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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Justin Bieber.

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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