Did you hear the one about the HIV positive man that got rear-ended on the highway? The motorist behind him was distracted on his cell phone, and did not hit the breaks in time to stop.

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Judge: Why did you hit your wife with a hockey stick, Mr. Johnson? Mr. Johnson: My father and mother were mutually abusive when I grew up. As you may have guessed, this gave me a skewed view of the dynamics between husband and wife, as well as causing me to hide my emotions from myself as a defense mechanism. As a sociopath, I feel no remorse for this occurrence.

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Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

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Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

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why did the chickan cross the road? who let the chickan out?

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I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

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What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

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How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

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You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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what is red and smells like paint red paint

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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