I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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