Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

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Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

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I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

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What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

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Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

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What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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You have friends

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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david give me my money back... i will have it next week

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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the midget went to the midget store

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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