A chicken walks into McDonalds. He never comes out because he got grilled, greased, and seasoned.

A cat ran into the road...I hit it

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

Women's rights.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

tim has no humor

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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