Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

European on my shoes, buddy.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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