What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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minorities

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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