- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

Two Jews walk in a bar...

What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

I AM DISSAPOINTED

Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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