Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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