- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

A gay man watches football.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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