Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

Democracy.

How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

What is better than life? Nothing.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

y u no like me joke?

The Qur'an

what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

Anti Joke

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