- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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