Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

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EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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roses are red violets are blue

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What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

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A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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