How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

I asked her where you were.

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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