- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

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one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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