- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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