What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

Now that I'm of age to go clubbing, I feel sorry for the seals.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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