shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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