Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Abortion.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

The holocaust

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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