- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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