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A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

Why did the girl have twins she was raped

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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