why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

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Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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