Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Abortion.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

womens rights

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

mikey is cute

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...