- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

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I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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