chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What's funnier than 24? 25

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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