What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

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