Reminding you of your religion. The army led by God attacked their foes at the mountains, yet had to flee because the enemy had plated steel wagons. Moral: Either God cant beat steel, or he was not there at all, its your call gents, because reading Ave Maria 50 times each time you sin, without reading the whole thing, does not even make you a Christian you FUCK (yes I can curse, you cannot)

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

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What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

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Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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What's big and purple? Barney

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

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what do you call a professional gamer Their name

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

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Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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Penis

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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