- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

whats worse than a kane nothing

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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