Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

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If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

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What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

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Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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