- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

whats black? the colour

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Tim likes girls

What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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