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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

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A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

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A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

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Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

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What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

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In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

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How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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