- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

womans having rights.

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

I'm going to Re-write History... History

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

Casey Anthony kills a baby

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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