Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

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Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

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Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

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hey im leon and i love the chuckie

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How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

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Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

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Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

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OMG, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

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What is black and likely to fail? A chain smokers lungs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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