- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Good job, son.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

Fine, ladies first.

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