A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

What comes after 23? 24.

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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