A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

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jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

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How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

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Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

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Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

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Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

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A black man is pulled over doing 66 in a 65 zone. He asks the officer what the problem is and the officer says his left tail light is out

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A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

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Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

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roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

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What did the black man say when he met a white man in the street? "Hello, how are you?"

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If you give a hobo a stick he might poke u with it

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Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

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"What's long, black, and smelly?" "The unemployment line." Upon hearing his boss tell this joke, the accountant files a complaint with human resources and the boss must attend several work training classes to develop a better sense of racial awareness and compassion. The workplace soon becomes a much less threatening environment for all people.

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What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

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Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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