What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

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What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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:) Hey AMBY VALENT! Want to join our horsehead show below?? *Laughing track with that fat loud bitch that wont stop laughing making the actors stare at each other like douches* :/ Muuh, I dont really care im just some meh character anyway so yuh...' *Laughing track* ? ???? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! :( Hey get outta our show here you China man! *OOOH! Track plays with some fa*ott whistling* ? ???? | Baka! *leaves* *Awww track plays* *Laughing track*

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Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

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What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

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A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

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Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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