There once was a mountain climber. He loved to climb mountains. He had climbed all of the world's tallest peaks...except Mount Everest. So, one day he decides to climb Mount Everest. He takes weeks and weeks to prepare himself. He trains and trains three times a day till he thinks he is ready to climb Mount Everest. Climbing up it takes forever. It feels like it has been days in the dreary cold. Finally, he reaches the peak. It is a glorious occasion. On the way down, a huuuuge storm rolls in. He falls down a cliff and breaks both of his legs. The pain is unbearable. He screams and screams but no one hears him. Finally after what seems like days, a group of monks find him and carry him to their monastery. Chapter Two Once the man wakes up he thanks the monks for saving his life. They give him a room, food, and nice clothes. Every night in his room, he hears a banging behind his dresser. It is really loud and he is quite annoyed by it. The next morning he asked the head monk what the noise is. The head monk says " I cannot tell you, you aren't a monk." He hears the banging noise every night. HE asks the head monk every morning but he always says he cant tell him because he isn't a monk. So the climber decides to become a monk. After years and years of training to become a monk, he finally becomes one. Chapter Three So he says to the head monk, " I am a monk, so now can you tell me?" The head monk replies, " I can't tell you, but i can help show you. So he pushes the drawer back and reveals a little door, He gives the man a lantern and says to go through it. The man goes through the door into a little, dark tunnel, eager to finally find out what the noise was. He crawls for what seems like hours and hours and hours and days and days and days and days. He finally gets to the door where the banging noise is and opens the door. What he sees amazes him. Do you want to know what the banging noise was? I cant tel you, you aren't a monk!

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What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

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There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

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Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

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Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

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Tall asians

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

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what is big and can make things come out? a gun

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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