Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

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What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

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What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

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Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

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You bumder!

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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*Guy and Jar of Chunky Peanut Butter* Guy; "Hey you're chunky" Peanut Butter; "I know"

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

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What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You're about to get shell shocked...

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You: That was awful. Me: You know what else is awful? You: What? Me: This joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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