Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

mikey is cute

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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