What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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