Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants. What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming wearing a pair of sunglasses? Like wearing a pair of sunglasses as a dhitty disguise would confuse me. I took law at UCLA before becoming a professional game hunter and I've been in this business for almost 10 years. I think I know an elephant with or without sunglasses.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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Abortion.

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I'm homeless.

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

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What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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