- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

Ready for something funny? nothing

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

A fat guy!

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Canadians

A man penetrates another man.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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