- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

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