- Anti Joke

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

how man

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk