- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

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