- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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