- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

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