- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

make me a sandwich! what kind?

star wars kid

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

A muslim walks out of a plane.

Can I ask you a question? You just did

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

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