- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

YEAH THEY DO!

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

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