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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

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Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

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What comes after 23? 24.

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A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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