Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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Jebron Lames.

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roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

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Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

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I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

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What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

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Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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