A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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What did the little boy with diabetes get for Christmas? A shot of insulin; just like every other day.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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I'm Andrew Schmitt

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Penis chickens

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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