what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

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You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

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Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

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Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

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What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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One day a man walked into a wall

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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