- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

XD Jackass.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

What is older than history?

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

read me write me

women's rights

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

Why did Jenny cry? Because everyday Jenny is bullied. Jenny cried for this reason, but nothing happened. The bully still bullies her today.

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