- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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