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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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