your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

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haha

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

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god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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cory is gay

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

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Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

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