Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

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u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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