- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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