- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

I'm homeless.

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Abortion.

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