what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

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I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

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david give me my money back... i will have it next week

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What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

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What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

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Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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Anti Joke

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