What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

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You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

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What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

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Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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