Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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