- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

A van drives into a car.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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