- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

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