What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

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caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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69

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

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Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

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Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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Seven

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Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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