how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

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Four blondes are driving to Disneyland, as they finally got to Florida, they read a sign that said "Disneyland: left" so they turned around and headed home.

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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