- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

jumping jelly beans theirs a snake in my booties,, ooooooo har har ya ya youve got that one thing baby peace love and applesauce baby!!!!1

What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

Yo' momma is so fat, that- Wait. Sorry. Too far?

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