What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

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Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

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Whats green? Mountain Dew.

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"Knock Knock" "Come in"

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

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Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

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What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

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who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

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Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

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So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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